While walking through one of my neighborhoods many DVD stores last night, this box set of Lois and Clark episodes caught my eye. Unfortunately, this cover didn't make me think of the harmless, family-oriented Superman TV series on ABC that chronicled the love-challenged hijinx of Clark Kent and Lois Lane. It appeared to me as two poorly-trained actors locked in a passionate embrace for a low-budget porn flick based on the popular (and less seductive) Superman comic book and movies.
Extra points will be given in the comments section for anyone that can come up with new porno-names for Superman characters.
I'll start you off with: Jimmy "Hat" Olsen.
Bonus: Did you happen to notice Kirk Cameron's mug on the left? I take this as further proof that Mike Seaver may possibly be a sex god in China. I will now be renaming myself "Boner" and attempting to convince Chinese girls that I can introduce them to Mike. Those of you who grew up in America during the 80s just laughed at that last sentence, those of you didn't now think I have a porn career of my own.